You'd expect a Captain of Chaos to drive something a bit ahem... chaotic, rather than this 1998 Lincoln Town Car owned by the late Dom Deluise. Buy it now for only $6,900! Dun dun DUNNNN!!!

With only 65,000 miles on the celebrity owned Town Car, it might just be a steal, but we're not ones to obsess over the celebrity factor of random rides. Actually, the price is sort of embarrassingly low. We hope a true Deluise fan steps up and makes a real offer. (H/T To Chad!)

[eBay Motors]