A picture's worth a thousand words and we look to you, the all-knowing, witty commentariat of Jalopnik to provide those words. Can you provide the caption that'll wow your peers and make the stone-faced Jalopnik editors crack a smile?


To make the advanced safety technology on the Mercedes 2009 ESF Concept more human, the German company squeezed a dumpy model into a skin-tight silver safety suit. Wait, what's she spraying that E-Class with? [source: Mercedes]