I've packed up my favorite Huey Long-influenced Novel and, by the time you read this, am gearing up to check for cheaters at the 24 Hours Of LeMons New Orleans.

Once we hit the ground, we stopped for catfish at the DOTS Diner. We'll be sweating greeting a lot of cheaters we busted old friends from the Texas and South Carolina races at No Problem Raceway in humid Belle Rose, Louisiana; to see who's here, check out LeMons Supreme Court Justice Lieberman's complete team list.

Nobody can tell us whether or not we'll have internet access- or even cellphone coverage- at No Problem, so you may or may not have live coverage as we battle thrown rods, poisonous snakes, zydeco, and zombies at the Laissez Les Crapheaps Roulez LeMons. No matter what, though, I'll find a way to get all the citrus-flavored action in front of you… sooner or later.