You want swamps, huge bugs, voodoo, and drag racing with your LeMons madness? Head out to No Problem Raceway next weekend for the Laissez Les Crapheaps Roulez 24 Hours Of LeMons!

Let's have some musical inspiration here as we contemplate the near-intolerable levels of awesomeness that participants at the first-ever Louisiana 24 Hours Of LeMons are sure to experience. It's lunacy enough to have two of these sanity-stretching events in a two-week period, so why not go right from the Nevada high desert to the humid cane fields of the Deep South? Having met quite a few Louisiana-based teams at the Houston events, I predict that we'll have great food, great music… and utter, rod-bendin' chaos on the track. See you there!