The Swine Flu pandemic is officially upon us (we thought the zombie apocalypse was bad) and your Jalopnik detectives have finally uncovered the source. Apparently it was just a boinked Nissan advertising campaign all along.

We caught this sitting pretty atop the site today and found a bit of irony in how Nissan would want their name anywhere associated with this newest hyped-hysteria swine flu. So what are you trying to say Nissan?

Their (un)official response:

Nissan: Shift_ Aporkalypse.

[via CNN]