What motor vehicle would best convey the sense of majesty appropriate to the 24 Hours Of LeMons judicial system? As far as we're concerned, there's only one choice: an LT1-powered Buick Roadmaster woody!

Granted, The General wasn't using real wood in the 1990s, but that's the only flaw we can find in this fine, 220,000-mile wagon. We're spending the day inspecting these cheaters prior to the race, so come back tomorrow for more LeMons action as it unfolds!