It's way too hectic around here to sit down and describe in any detail the cruel enlightened new penalties we've created for the 2009 Texas Gator-O-Rama, but we've got a little gallery for your enjoyment.

Zerin Dube of Speed:Sport:Life showed up to help with the judging duties, and he's going to put together a LeMons Penalty Highlight Reel for y'all later on. For now, enjoy the photos of the Studs & Spurs (in which the miscreant must pose shirtless to match the model in each page of the 2009 Studs & Spurs calendar), the Bob Ross, the Habitat For Dogmanity, and the Mime Your Crime: