If ever there was a story where pictures were so necessary and yet so unavailable, this is it. Two weeks ago, Kane Heal, a 22-year-old New Zealander, was doing a bit of car surfing with his girlfriend at the wheel when he decided mooning some police officers as he passed was a good idea. Unfortunately it wasn't, and Kane managed to fall off the car at about 50 MPH, landing on his face and skidding 65 feet before coming to a stop. Needless to say, the pantsless young chap was not in the best condition and has since been at the hospital undergoing multiple facial surgeries. Ring... ring... ring... *click* 'Hello? Darwin? What's that? No, no Kane survived. Yes, honorable mention for sure. [NZHerald]