The entire argument for choosing the MINI Clubman over the regular MINI: the MINI is too mini. Compared to the classic MINI, the Clubman is three feet and 140lbs. more car. It's like a breakfast cereal advert: “33 percent more MINI!” Of course, that misses the entire point of the cute subcompact, doesn't it? And if it doesn't, is that a problem? Maybe.