The Ultimate Van Decoration

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While consuming a burritos-and-beer meal (served on the trunklid of the Crown Vic) in the Oakland Coliseum BART parking lot prior to watching yet another A's loss, I found my appetite disrupted by the sheer menace of the image painted on this yellow-and-black custom van. The sinister, knowing facial expression. The utter lack of limbs of any sort. The sunglasses.

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Illustration for article titled The Ultimate Van Decoration


But, most of all, the stinger dripping blood. Lots of blood. What does the Menacing Van Bee want from us?

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hokiexterra
hokiexterra

...I don't think those are sunglasses.

I DARE YOU to try and take them off his face!!