Age 45, check. Over masculine motorcycle, check. Four cows worth of leather, check. Extremely badass motorcycle helmet, check, thanks to this full-faced skull motorcycle helmet. This $150 jawless skull motorcycle helmet will make the grandma in front of you in her Lincoln Towncar wish she had slipped on the ice that morning. It is available from Santiago Chopper. Oh, and mid-life crisis, check. [Product Page via BBG]
Part of me thinks this think looks really cool, and another part of me thinks you had better be a genuine bad ass mofo if you plan on wearing this thing.
Skinny orthodontists on choppers (face it, other than famous people orthodontists and plastic surgeons are about the only people who can afford a real custom bike any more) should not live out their Skeletor fantasy buy purchasing one of these.