Monster Mower? Why yes, thank you. This beast looks like a creation which leapt, fully formed, from the mind of Home Improvement's power crazed Tim Taylor. More power! Huge tires! Car smashing burnouts! Yes, yes, oh God yes. Hey let's see if it floats! Yee-haw — it does! This baby is the ultimate fishing platform and mayhem machine all in one. Our inner redneck is squirming with delight, eyeballing the junked riding mower in the back of the garage with a newfound sense of glee. (NSFW soundtrack lyrics and thanks to the multiple tipsters) [ToolMonger]
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