Utah Marries 1,200 lb. Pumpkin To Pontiac Via Gravity

What good is a 1,200-lb. pumpkin for, anyway? These Utah folk decided the best use of their engorged gourd was a roof strength test on a Pontiac 6000. Ignominy, thy name is covered in airborne pumpkin chunks.


Jonathan Harper

I wish I could marry myself to her via gravity.