Ukrainian Tractor Racing Is The Competitive Moose Wrangling Of Motorsports

We don't know if competitive moose wrangling is a thing, but if it were, we figure that offroad tractor racing would be its motorsports equivalent.

More than 30,000 spectators came to see this, the "Crimean Extreme Club" and their racing tractors. It's like Russian military truck racing, but with machines even less suited to racing. We raise a glass, nay, a bottle of vodka to these sliding, bunny-hopping tractor racing hoons.

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Bonus! There's beater dirt track racing 17 minutes into this, the best sports report of all time.

(Hat Tip to: Klic!)

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Wait, we have:

Swamp Buggy Racing:

[www.youtube.com]

Lawnmower racing:

[www.youtube.com]

Snowmobile racing:

[www.youtube.com]

Tractor Pulls:

[www.youtube.com]

And we even race power tools:

[www.youtube.com]

And there are even some jackasses that do custom paint jobs on their riding mowers and we're picking on the Russians for driving beat up old farm tractors over a motocross course?

Yeah, that's like a NASCAR fan laughing at a hockey player for having false teeth.