What's The Worst 'As Seen On TV' Car Accessory?

Does the wiper wizard work? No, not really, but if it's 3 AM and you've smoked all your weed, you'll think about buying anything. What's the absolute worst car accessory you've seen being shilled on television?

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Hold-on... So your eliminating all that pesky dirt between the dashboard and the windshield with you revolutionary new product that... wait for it.... that cleans the windshield. Holy crap. PLEASE TAKE MY MONEY!