This Dallas Billboard Says Man Coexisted With Dinosaurs

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Man, meet T-Rex. According to this billboard for the Petersburg, Ky. Creation Museum, the two walked together near the Rivers of Eden a mere few thousand years ago. Prepare to Believe.

Carbon dating is such bullshit. The Bible (as interpreted by crazy people) has all the real answers. Anyway, you can take your kids to this awesome museum so that they'll be spitting the kind of anti-science malarky that would have made William Jennings Bryan proud.

Here's the museum's schpiel:

Welcome and prepare to believe. The state-of-the-art 70,000 square foot museum brings the pages of the Bible to life, casting its characters and animals in dynamic form and placing them in familiar settings. Adam and Eve live in the Garden of Eden. Children play and dinosaurs roam near Eden's Rivers. The serpent coils cunningly in the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil. Majestic murals, great masterpieces brimming with pulsating colors and details, provide a backdrop for many of the settings.


Sounds kind of magical.

Photo credit: Dallas Observer

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No. Unless we're in some ironical wormhole universe, Kentucky cannot have a museum with, "Majestic...great masterpieces." Especially ones that are backed with such farcical non-science.

Also friends, this has to do with cars because billboards are next to roads which have cars. DUH.