When you think about it, there's no reason to limit yourself to modifying an existing vehicle when you can just make one from scratch. Get yourself a '49 Chevy frame and- 500 trips to the junkyard and a lot of welding later- you've got a vehicle that looks like something Enver Hoxha would have designed for the Albanian Army, had he been sketching on a cocktail napkin after an all-night raki-pounding blowout. There's some truck to it, and some Warsaw Pact Rolls, and who knows what all in this thing, and we'd totally love to add it to the Official Jalopnik Motor Pool. Thanks to Thunder for the tip! [eBay Motors]