We have seen the future of Sport-Coupe-Utility-Crossover-Vehicles, and it is not pretty. Do not shield your eyes. Look at it! Surely the future of segment-bending crossovers will result in abominations such as this. As the vulgarity burns into your retinas, let it be a lesson to all of us. This thing is here to warn us of the automotive apocalypse.

How did we get to this point? It started with innocent "flame-surfacing" resulting from a bored designer, and before you know it, we've got people styling SUVs like a monstrosity that would make Mark Hamill's ride from Corvette Summer blush. The only thing we can take comfort in, is that it's just a custom. But when something like this shows up on the dealer lots in 2015, don't say we didn't warn you.