Confirming that all Mercedes SL63s are driven by middle-aged men with inferiority complexes and shiny foreheads, the new Edition IWC comes in an exclusive shade dubbed "Designo Magno Kashmir." Confident in our manhood, we'll just call it white and put the IWC Grosser Ingenieur watch it comes with up on eBay to fund some stickier tires. Continuing the camp approximation of manliness, the limited-to-200 drop top comes with a variety of carbon trim options and big wheels, to compensate for the necessity of taking the pale blue pills, which, come to think of it, would be a much more appropriate color.