There's more than a few rabid readers of the site who'll be able to answer that question in a split second, so a better question is probably what in the world is Wert doing wherever he is? Although you may figure it out in the comments below, we'll neither confirm or deny any of the responses. But feel free to try and guess anyway. Although you may have to wait a few weeks to find out if you're right. For the meantime, rest assured that Wert will be burning the midnight (or whatever time it is there) oil to provide you clues on what he's doing as well as provide some interesting "Down On The ______ Street" action.