As you've all obviously noticed, we've started deputizing commenters that distinguish themselves as awesome to help keep an eye on the wild range that is the Jalopnik comment threads. We could just call you "deputies," but that sort of implies an Andy Griffith-Barney Fife relationship that some might find demeaning. We do need a name though, and wouldn't it be appropriate to select a name for the best commenters from comments from our best commenters?

All-star commenter? Commenter Czar? Commenter King? El Commendator Major? We put it to you, commentariat: What should we call starred commenters?