Unfortunately, we've not had the kind of snow in the Chicago area that's been right for the Winter Guessing Game, which is why it took an early retirement and moved to Ft. Lauderdale. But we're in luck. If you were living anywhere near the Ohio area last week you ended up underneath more than a foot of the white stuff. New Jalopnik reader CyricTheMad went outside and found out that he probably wasn't going to be going anywhere anytime soon and, like any good Jalopnik, decided to spend more time in the cold, take a picture of it and send it in.

Let's welcome CyricTheMad by figuring out what the hell this is. Good guessing troops.

What is it?