Back when I was writing catalog copy for a car-parts company with the same name as an X song, I was encouraged to write little stories for the items I was describing. For example, when writing about a wheel cylinder for a '64-72 GM A-body I might make up a scenario involving the reader's Skylark getting cut off by a primered-out '81 Dodge pickup with 150 sheets of drywall in the bed ("...but thanks to your new wheel cylinders, you're able to stop before plowing into several tons of gypsum and rust!"). But my tales were nothing next to this guy and his harrowing description of the reason you want a working ignition switch in your Volvo![eBay Motors]