When we held the Detroit Auto Show caption contest we scoured the archives for an entertaining shot. Then we found the above shot on the GM Detroit Auto Show press site and knew we struck gold, which you then spun into comedic gold, providing us a nice mixture of Tiger Woods and chewy ear jokes. The winner and honorable mentions below the jump.

Honorable Mention &mdash Kicking Tires' David Thomas:

Joe Creditchecker at the NAIAS main offices will not be in charge of the A, B, C, D celebrity credential lists next year. He clearly doesn't know his alphabet.

Honorable Mention &mdash Ash78

Warning: Please keep hair, ears away from closing door.

Winner! &mdash Jeadly:

Evander leans out to demonstrate his signature "drive-by ass kicking" technique.

Congrats to Jeadly, please drop me an email at Matt ((at)) Jalopnik (dot) com and we'll drop that prize in the mail.