And your little dog, too. I guess we're just jerks, but man does this warm the cockles of our cold, black heart. It's not enough that these dudes stole a FedEx truck — and not just a normal FedEx truck, but a semi — but it was filled with nothing but X-Mas presents. 80,000 pounds worth. The FedEx driver was unharmed and cops recovered what they think are all the presents just a few hours later. Apparently, even crooks don't want Chinese, lead paint toys. []