Calibermino: The Only Dodge CUV We Could Ever Love!

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I feel like I've been a bit lax as of late in taking trips down El Camino lane, but I feel like I can make it up today. That's because we've got ourselves here a photo-chopped Dodge Caliber. This here p-chop turns Dodge's prostituted Mitsubishi GS platform from a Caliber — a simple mild-mannered CUV, into the Calibermino — a truly revolutionary vehicle able to finally see the vehicle's rugged face placed on an appropriately utilitarian vehicle. We'd buy one.

Dodge Caliber Pickup []

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Paul Y. requires regruntling

So, since when is the Caliber a CUV?

Alternately, at what point did the words "wagon" and "hatchback" become dirty words among marketing types?

Let's just call the Caliber a hatchback and move on. However, I second selling it as a new Rampage, also.