If you feel that your Hummer H1 Alpha gives off too much of a masculine vibe, may we recommend the "Grass on the Dash" windshield-mounted flower pot? We can't argue with the company's logic, which was likely developed by someone with grass on the brain: "What better cure for road rage than a plant on your windshield?" We imagine that during a road rage incident someone is just as likely to hurl this out the window at another driver as they are to use it to calm themselves.

For just $19.95 (plus the cost of plants) you can practice your topiary while in traffic, or take up bonsai gardening or maybe plant some mint for use in your tea/coffee. The uses, like the ways this could cause an accident, are practically limitless. [Grass on the Dash via AutoBlog]