1984 Camaro: More Beauty, More Beast!

Zero to 55 in six seconds! Not only that, the Early Post-Malaise '84 Camaro had "remarkable" new handling, which apparently enabled the lysergically enhanced driver to hit hallucinated giant fungus spores emerging from the road shoulder. Was GM targeting 9-year-old video-game players with this ad?


Rob Emslie

And that was the pinnacle of American performance in the mid-80s. Geez, that's so sad. Just image in twenty years hence when people will be saying "Remember that Veyron? LAME!"