Kiwi Hoons Roll Jet Powered Honda Z600

Take a bunch of Kiwi hoons, a high-mounted Garrett JFS100 gas turbine jet engine, and a gutted Honda Z600 - what do you get? Fun, that's what. While it's not going to set any land speed records, it certainly is entertaining to watch the Honda "Jetboy" evolve from having a raw engine, to fixed nozzle, to turboprop that manages to rollover on it's side in a corner. These guys probably have very understanding wives.

[Aardvark and Youtube]


Jeff Glucker

I'm the honda flippin' Hoon-nocerous

My engines did fly and the jets are in the back

And I'm hoony

I'm hoony

If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede

Cos I hit you with my jet

The Wild Hoon Stampede

I'm not just wild, I'm trained,


I was raised by a racer and pilot that dated

And subsequently procreated

That's how it goes

Here's the Honda-hoon-opotamus

The hip honda hoon

They call me the Honda-hoon-opotamus

My gas tanks are bottomless...

They call me the Honda-hoon-opotamus

Burners that glow like phosphorous

Poppin' off the top of this exhaust a gust

Hoonin' this metrop or bust

I'm not a large slow-driving mammal

Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?

Did Wert tell you that, perchance?


This Honda and Jet they do get played

Because this Honda and Jet they do get made

And if you hoon like me you don't get paid

And if you roll like me you don't get laid

My Hondas so potent that in this small segment

I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant

Yes, sometimes my engine is sexist

But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this

Other drivers dis me

Say my hondas sissy.

Why? Why? Why?


Why exactly?

What? Why?

Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why?


Why? 'Cause I hoon in reality!

Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea!

There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party

Heigh! Ho!

I'm the Honda flippin'

I'm the Honda flippin'

I'm the Honda flippin'

Who's the Honda flippin'?

I'm the Honda flippin'

I'm the Honda flippin'

I'm the Honda flippin'

Honda flippin'