Let's say you're shopping for a big pickup truck for your ranch but just don't like the stuff coming out of the Motor City or the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere. Well, plop your ten-gallon hat on your head and saddle up one of these here Great Wall Wingles, cowboy! Don't pay no mind to them tenderfoot city boys who say Chinese vehicles are deathtraps that won't even run long enough to get you killed in the next county- the Wingle is all about those who, in the words of its manufacturer, "Brilliant achievements in their careers enjoy life passion." Available Wingle colors include Milky White and Fashionable Orange. Yeehaw! [Great Wall Motor Company]