A man traveling by aeroplane from Peru to NYC decided he would get his money's worth on his ticket. The plan to take his new pal Mr. Marmoset back to the US would have been foolproof, if not for passengers who noticed the man had a freaking monkey clutching onto his ponytail. The monkey was detained at La Guardia. Forget about air travel. We need a monkey to run from car to car during traffic jams, and hold out a tin cup to collect supplemental income for tolls and rent while we crank the in-car hurdy gurdy.
[No Exploding Monkeys via Gridskipper ]