Things were going pretty good at the Lawn Guyland house party, but then a very schnockered Jesenia Vega decided to stagger out to her Nissan and hit the DUI road. Her boyfriend (shouting "You're gonna go to jail! You're gonna go to jail!") followed her, wedged himself between Vega and the driver's-side door, and tried to grab the keys before she killed somebody. Unfortunately, she did kill somebody; he ended up trapped beneath the car and dragged several blocks. What, she never heard of calling a goddamn cab? [New York Post]