In order to avoid becoming a victim of instant obsolescence, Jalopnik will forgo Web 3.0 entirely, and rocket directly into Web 4.1. Changes will be implemented seamlessly. This shocking and groundbreaking move was decided at some point in the recent past to prevent becoming stuck with a three blade shaver in a coming six blade world. When are we going to do this? Real soon! For a preview, check out our pixel-scrutinizing sister site Kotaku.

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