Remember parents, proper crime technique begins at home, a lesson that Heather Gehring, of Arlington, TX (does TexansAreHot know this lady?) took to heart. She brought her sons, aged 16 and 8 along with her on a crime spree at Lynn Smith Chevrolet in Burleson. Security cameras captured them breaking into cars and taking off with the radios while the eight-year-old kept watch; Gehring was seen on pawn shop security cameras a bit later wearing the same clothes she used in the heist. She's admitted to the crimes, and yes, CPS has been called.

Police: Woman Burglarized Cars With Her Kids [CBS 11]

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