Okay, in honor of Wert's giddy up-and-down-jumping on his perfect day, we're going to hop on the Transformer bandwagon for just a moment and ask all y'all, what would the former Velvet Underground frontman roll correct in? We assume that it would be some sort of metal machine (which would rule out a Corvette, a Reliant Scimitar or an Avanti) that he'd drive through the mean streets of New York or just simply sit inside, waiting for the man. But what, what could it be? Only you can help Lou defeat the evil forces of hippiedom!

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