We've really gotten hooked on these bewildering Japanese-market car ads. And no wonder- take, for example, this ad for the '83 Nissan Stanza; in addition to the weird pitch-bendy Casio-keyboard soundtrack, it features what appears to be a father-son team taking their matching dates to an alternate-universe 1924 political convention. Warning: you'll have a tough time purging the maddening "I Love Stanza" theme song from your tormented gray matter.

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