With all the car-hits-building stories that we hear about, it was only a matter of time before some inebriate's vehicle ended up positioned over the head of some mechanic after crashing into his house, presenting the unfortunate wrench, in this case a Virginia gentleman named Dean Blevins, with a combo workplace-themed nightmare/huge property damage scenario. "If I'd a had my gun," quoth Mr. Blevins, "I'd a probably shot him."

Jeep crashes through wall, pins Roanoke man in bed [Richmond Times-Dispatch]

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