Have you ever wondered what happened to the kid from your high school Japanese Club? Remember, the one that dressed all in black, wore wooden shoes and claimed he was the reincarnation of a famous samurai? Apparently, that kid tried to buy a $20,000 Chrysler in Prospect with a $13,000 IOU and a beat up old Honda. When the dealer refused, the guy went to his car and pulled out some weapons, smashed the windows of the car he wanted and jumped on the top of it wielding his sword. The man has been charged with attempted theft, vandalism and wing-nuttery. If only he'd have tried to buy a car from this guy in Texas.

Prospect car buyer turns violent, wields Samurai sword [Consumer Reports]

Texas Car Dealer Slashes Prices, Customers [Internal]