If you get the itch to bomb through the woods like Carlos Sainz, we've got just the thing. It's a non street-legal Ford Sierra RS rally car powered by a spec 2.0-liter Cosworth turbo mill. Hell, it's probably worth it just for the engine, especially considering its lack of pedigree. The seller says it's been in the "Rallye de Wallonia," which we thought was the Belgian political party that wanted to merge with France. But what the hell do we know. We do know this is an awesome eBay find, though with an unknown reserve price, it's hard to say if whether it's a bargain or a sucker's bet [Thanks to Victor for the tip.].

1990 Ford Sierra RS AWD Race Rally Car [eBay]

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