In the sub-basement level parking garage of a hotel in fabulous El Segundo is this forlorn Mercedes 300D limo. Why this fine example of prestige and luxury is sitting on four flat tires is a source of great mystery. With no celebrity or executive to transport, the Rial mesh rims and rear deck lid wing have no one to impress. Perhaps MC Hammer and entourage rode with Bruce legit before the mighty Mercedes quit.

Two Great Nations Separated By a Common Idiocy; Driving Big Cars, Getting Gas From Getty [Internal]