If Ford has "Dave," what does Mercury have — other than, say, "Not Dave"? Well, it still has Jill Wagner. And it will soon have a facelifted Montego for 2008. It won't come to market with the protozoa paint scheme Ford loves to slather on its testers to thwart auto-focus jockeys. The new model will likely show up at the Chicago show, before obtaining obscurity in plain sight for the duration of its product cycle.

SPY PHOTOS: Mercury Montego Facelift [World Car Fans]

Spy Photos: 2008 Ford Five Hundred, Now With Thrice the Dave [internal]