Our friends obsessed with all things inside the beltway are having a bit of a drinking game this evening for President Bush's whatever-numbered State Of The Union, aka the SOTU. Though we'd prefer everyone STFU on both sides of the aisle, we do relish our blood brother/sister's attempt at making it fun with a little bit of a drinking game. Since I know all of you have some experience in these things, and since we've already told you there's going to be some auto-specific content involved that may or may not involve Mr. Fusion, head on over to Wonkette and help out by giving them the old college try. And by "old college try" I of course mean for you to get piss drunk, stumble to the dorms with a fat girl, and wake up to a horrible mistake help make up some new rules and then play along.

SOTU Drinking Game Is Juiced Up Beyond Belief! [Wonkette]
SOTU Liveblogging: Like Woodstock For Wolf Blitzer [Wonkette]

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