As it is now officially wicked cold over most of this great land our minds may begin to play tricks on us we spend a surplus of time indoors, or in a car as it spins in seeming slow motion down the slight incline of the Piggly Wiggly parking lot. A sensible solution is to install a full set of quality snow tires. A more entertaining approach is to conjure up thoughts of long summer days, corn dogs dipped in bright yellow mustard, and demolition derbies at the county fair. Now all we need is Chris Economaki in a mustard yellow sports jacket broadcasting from the pits. And some funnel cake.
Portland Oregon and Sloe Gin Fizz: Sliding Cars With Dysentery [Internal]