Before there was ever a Donk there was our Ninety-Eight, Oldsmobile. On the way back to Brooklyn we had the engine running hotter than a boiling kettle. Man, we were tired. With some work and a few cans of spray paint we had it looking just like the car that Green Hornet had. Because it was back when we were broke, we put the two Vogues on the left, and Uniroyals on the right. Worst of all we only had one hubcap because three got stolen. Probably those damn Bruce breakdancers in that Buick Electra. Now go do the robot.

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