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FoMoCo today began offering buyout and early retirement packages to many of its salaried employees, in what they're claiming is a third and final attempt to reach its goal of trimming 10,000 white-collar positions through "voluntary" separations. I believe the insinuation is if you receive one of these "offers" and you decline it, you'll more than likely also receive an "involuntary" separation request you won't be able to refuse if they don't reach that 10K goal. So if you're one of the many and proud receiving a buyout offer today, tell us your story either in the comments below, or through the anonymity of an e-mail to our tips line.

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