"Che cosa guardi?!" The hot Italian model with the Abarth scorpion tatoo says to the wormy guy eyeballing her on the street. "What are you looking at?!" But she's not real, she's just a metaphor. Of course, if you ask me, I'd say she's at least a metanine.
The overachieving Brian1321 took that anthropomorphic-car metaphor and ran like the wind, looping in characterizations of the women who would represent other carmakers' vehicles. And in doing so, he started quite a little thread for himself. Sexist? Well, you be the judge, jury and sexicutioner.
Ferrari would be a super hot chick who just stands in the center of the room and whenever anyone touches her she lights their pants on fire.
Alfa would be an incredibly beautiful woman who looks amazing and then she takes a step forward and her legs fall off.
Ford would be a good looking girl, seemingly well balanced but she cant use her phone properly so you give her a bad rating
Chevy would be girl who used to be overweight, droll and just not nice. Now she's ok.
Dodge would be a fat chick who can outdrink you and calls you a pussy all the time.
GM would be a girl who was pretty ugly and stupid so she went and got a ton of money for plastic surgery. She looks better, but youre still wary of any underlying problems.
Chrysler would be the Fiat girls sister. Cute, but you cant stop looking at the other one.