Jalopnik would like to express our deepest condolences to all the billionaires out there. Oh, how they must surely be suffering. Mercedes-Benz's Maybach brand, despite selling fewer than 300 cars a year and having their ascots handed to them by BMW's Rolls Royce Phantom in terms of gangsta desirability, will not give in to the insatiable haunting hotness that is the Excelero. The company is flat refusing to build what to our eyes is one of the most stunning automotive designs of the past few decades. They're just teasing us, man! What is up with that? Don't they know that the Rolls 101EX coupe is coming? It's like having a nuclear bomb and not using it. Maybach โ€” push the damn button!

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