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Uff da! Ford's Scandanavian unit is calling back 360,000 C70 and V70 models built between 1999 and 2002 because of a faulty speed-control module that can cause the vehicle to lapse into limp-home mode, giving the vehicles a terminal velocity of a stonking 15 mph. That could make for a long goddamn slog from IKEA, we tell you whut.

Volvo recalls 360,000 cars for speed control bug [Reuters]

It's Not a Total Recall: Volvo Will Extend Warranty to Correct Stalling Issues [Internal]