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You know, as broke-dick types with generally-decent spelling and grammar skills, we occasionally wonder how people who come across to us as sub-literate can claim to spend 180,000 dollars on a car. What's more, we wonder why they'd spend so much to toss a Ford mod-motor in a craptastic-era Maser. That's like heaping suck upon suck. But if you wanna take advantage, six-hundred-twenty equines in an Italian sedan with badly-aligned headlights can be yours. Go ahead. Dare to be stupid. [Thanks to Nathanel for reassuring us there are bigger idiots in this world than ourselves.]

1982 Maserati : 4 PORTE [eBay]

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