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Only in Ohio, the ass-end of the United States, would a car dealership decide it'd be a good idea to run an advertising campaign declaring "a jihad on the automotive market" and that "burqa"-wearing sales representatives would be selling vehicles that can "comfortably seat 12 jihadists in the back." That's right, Dennis Mitsubishi , a Columbus, OH dealership's gone crazy, and we ain't just talkin' about the pricing — they've gone and declared a holy war on all that is reasonable with a radio spot they'll be airing on suburban Columbus stations. In addition to the above quotes, the ad also claims "Our prices are lower than the evildoers' every day. Just ask the pope!" and that "Friday is fatwa Friday, with free rubber swords for the kiddies." Wow. We're totally speechless — except we think we're gonna let the Department of Homeland Security know we think we've just found the location of the next terrorist strike.

Ohio car dealership blasted for jihad ad []

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